peanuts.

fuck my whole spiel railing against particular ways of punctuating words and whatnot here. if apostrophes come naturally, as they apparently do i've realized (oh, looky there), who am i to deny them? besides, freud says bad shit happens when you reign in an instinct. who am i to go against the master? who am i to play god? who am i? im 24601! (yes!)
capital letters are still for suckers and communists and homosexuals.
i think my blog entries are just gonna be warm-ups for before i do real writing.
today i'd like to talk about people being allergic to peanuts. shari told me that some girl died from kissing her boyfriend, as she was highly allergic to peanuts and he had just eaten one. or several. whatevs. then lina said that at some schools, kids aren't allowed to bring pb&j sandwiches to school, for the same reason!
i feel that this is insane. not being allowed to bring pb&j to school, as a wee tike, is tantamount to not being allowed to watch he-man when you get home. i mean, what the hell are you gonna do when you're 6? ok, that doesn't make much sense, but still. peanut butter and jelly!?! c'mon, people.
it seems like this whole kids-being-deathly-allergic-to-nuts thing has really taken off/kicked up a notch recently. like, it took off around the same time as dyslexia diagnoses spiked up.
nut allergies and learning disabilities are just excuses for kids who can't cut it in today's high-paced, tech-savvy, oil-starved, sex-crazed, fiberoptically-rigged world.
i should know. i certainly cant cut it. dont even try.
but i can eat a fucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich!