a thought while wondering why it's so warm in the middle of january.

QUESTION: if an office receives a temp worker, and a three-way popcorn tub on the same day, which will remain in the office longer?

see, i think it's a tough call. in most cases, surely, both start off fresh but get stale quickly. i actually think temp agencies should provide three-way popcorn tubs WITH their temp workers. wouldn't that be extra classy?--not only do you have a new temp to help with the pensky account, but she's brought a giant tub of popcorn! who's up for eating cheddar popcorn out of a clear plastic cup?! then, as soon as the popcorn gets tossed, the temp must return to the agency. it should be an industry SOP. mark it, dude.