(belated) happy 29th to palm: a modicum of class.

they sat across from elsa weiss
his coat did not smell very nice
that leap day went a little diced, but together they would frolic
joffee dropped in for ms. pollack; that woman would eat glass
so they made sure to have a modicum of class

a rabbi entered a silver vator
they wrote an archday song a little later
the world was fresh, it was before ralph nader – bro didn’t have to run
now no one’s having fun, with this texas horse’s ass
but obama could bring a heady bit of class

they finished schooling in different places
but every summmer, in randy's good graces
the wetlands crowd with chelsea faces, and an edelman in the park
yes things were getting dark, when they saw that chotchy mass
so they made a shield of salty pretzel class

a sammy ting drew up a lease
shiny read it and was sufficiently pleased
the penne vodka came with peas, and the rancho would not shake
a time for terror and getting baked, and garbage cans to pass
so they sprayed the flat with a modicum of class

they worked together at a house of loans
trail of tears, potato, the epic tomes
canet was sitting all alone, polishing his knives
libor dropped and he took lives; don’t give him any sass
bobby's view displayed not a little class

then one august day the land was hot
possession of keys, he had not
miller would not get off the lot; to strangers, he said goodbye
sweat poured into their eyes, but the beamer did move fast
a day for tribute, and a surprising amount of laughs

finally he met a classy hales
the dowry would be in the mail
he was at a new helm, with his destined sail; the bean would make a toast
better than a moroccan could ever boast; in the desert, sand is grass
he’ll shed one when you stomp down on that glass