proposed 'missed connections' ad for craigslist.
WHEN: the new museum's free opening, round midnight dec. 2
YOU: the tall glass of contrived apathy, poured into a gumby-colored dress and topped with a chiseled face, festooned with one of the pointier noses ive seen since woody woodpecker. you, ambling around the galleries as if you werent courting attention. boots up to your eyes.
WE: any one of the three dudes loosely orbiting around and eye-raping you from floors 5 to 3. we, mocking the mockery of the exhibit to our shared korean (female) chaperone, who was prolly being gawked at herself.
ps - im still cold.
YOU: the tall glass of contrived apathy, poured into a gumby-colored dress and topped with a chiseled face, festooned with one of the pointier noses ive seen since woody woodpecker. you, ambling around the galleries as if you werent courting attention. boots up to your eyes.
WE: any one of the three dudes loosely orbiting around and eye-raping you from floors 5 to 3. we, mocking the mockery of the exhibit to our shared korean (female) chaperone, who was prolly being gawked at herself.
ps - im still cold.
posted by Colby | 2:12 PM
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and the art. oh the art...
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