quote 25. (a little racism for the last day of hanukkah.)

yes, the only people in the world whom it seems to me the jews are not afraid of is the chinese. because, one, the way they speak english makes my father sound like lord chesterfied; two, the insides of their heads are just so much fried rice anyway; and three, to them we are not jews but white—and maybe even anglo-saxon. imagine!

-philip roth, portnoy's complaint